muutie: auspisstice: cyberdepressed: HAVE U EVER NOTICED THAT VAGINAS AND SCHOOL BOTH HAVE 6 LETTERS AND ARE EMPTY HOLES OF NOTHING THAT CAN HOLD SCREAMING CHILDREN FOR 9 MONTHS i your name is VAGINA SCHOOL and you really FUCKING HATE PERIODS
shedisenchants: shedisenchants: so every year after the juniors finish reading The Great Gatsby my high school english teacher throws a Gatsby party at his huge house and everyone shows up in period clothing and Charlestons to 20s music and my english teacher just wears a suit and stands off to the side staring wistfully out the window the entire night you guys think I’m joking??
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graceebooks: men at large feel like they are being robbed of something when an attractive woman with a 90% chance of developing breast cancer gets a double mastectomy what better illustration of the male sense of sexual entitlement do you need
unironicgoth: my favorite eye color is your eye color and my favorite height is your height and my favorite weight is your weight my favorite hands are your hands my favorite knees are your knees
feistie: megvsshark: trishhyy: when a girl changes her clothes in front of you, she’s either really interested or you’re level 99 friend-zoned Or she hasn’t spotted you in the tree yet. ITGOTBETTER
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hey-scourge-sister: theemptypot: hey-scourge-sister: CROSSOVERS ARE NOT A BAD THING!!!! YOU WANNA CROSSOVER HOMESTUCK AND OFF? GO AHEAD!!!! YOU WANNA CROSSOVER DANGAN RONPA AND HOMESTUCK? WHY THE HELL NOT??? YOU WANNA CROSSOVER OFF AND THOMAS THE TANK ENGINE? THEN DO IT!!! STOP BEING A DICK ABOUT CROSSOVERS, IT’S NOT HURTING YOU SO SHUT THE FUCK UP. And the award of best...
rosified: i know boobs are annoying and i complain about them a lot but imagine if one day you woke up and they weren’t there anymore like i would flip the fuck out and be pissed man cuz i mean they’ve grown on me after all these years we niggas for life
penice: alegbra: penice: penice: my wifi adapter is being so shitty i’m gonna kill myself i’m a ghost now is that a bedsheet on your head no i’m a ghost
egberts: of all the dumb stuff i did when i was younger at least i can proudly say i was never a fan of annoying orange
thingsthatsuckass: THATS WHAT I LIKE TO HEAR. PURIFY EVERYTHING